Dishes are Delicious

2003-08-20T17:56:00.000-05:00

What's goin on? It's been a long hot summer. I finally got a canoe and I've been hitting all the streams around Nashville. I did the red river the other day. It was swell. That's right up there by Adam's TN. Home of the Bell witch. We were hoping to find the witch but she wouldn't come out. It's kinda scary going out to these little out of the way town and parking your car on the side of the road next to a bridge and then leaving it there for a couple of hours. It always brings to mind, scenes from deliverance.

2003-04-17T23:36:00.000-05:00

Hi, I know I got a boring fuckin blog. Oh well. MOst blogs suck anyway. I did all the dishes most of which might have been mine anyway. THings in this house suck. I think I ought to start a new blog called "grease my lease". There is this big fucking nightmare going on about who should and should n't pay a deposit. And the gyu that is causin all the trouble is right. We should pay. Once upon a time he covered some dudes asses on a deposit and they skipped town. We moved in saving his ass in the process. 8 months have gone by, the old lease was up in January were all still living here and I haven't paid a deposit yet. He wants us to just write the checks out to him. I think that is where the rub is. One guy says naw don't think so. The lease guy says fuck yaw I hate you!!!!!!! I say sure I'll pay a deposit when I get to sign a lease and see an accurate account of the previous damages to the house.

2003-04-06T21:03:00.000-05:00

well I've had dinner and I used a plate and a knife and fork. all three have been washed and returned to the dish rack. The fork that I used was found in silverware drawer, but it had crumbs stuck to it. Someone had used and put it back in the drawer. bunch of savages in this town.
My little shit machine is more trouble than she is worth. where can I put her litter box? Everywhere you put it, it stinks. Put it in the basement and she uses the whole basement but not the box.

2003-04-06T14:36:00.000-05:00

Hey hey, the glass was returned to the sink and washed along with six other stray glasses. I found a mysterious knife on the stove that I hadn't seen before although it may have been there for a while. I've been working on the basement trying to clean up after my cat the little shit machine. Ay yi yi.

2003-04-06T12:07:00.000-05:00

Okay, just to let you know I washed my bowl and spoon. BUt then I decided to have a coke so I used a new castle pint glass. which is with me as I write. Let's see if actually makes it back to the sink and is then washed and put away.
I want you to know that I'm not scared. I mean we may find out that every stray dish that ever was, has been mine all along. That is a possiblity that I might have to face. But we may find out that there is some other kitchen bandit leaving his left over graffiti all over the place. If that's the case I can assure you, justice will be swift and harsh.

2003-04-06T11:57:00.000-05:00

Welsome to my first blog. My first blog will serve a ultilitarian purpose as well as an asthetic one. see I live in a house with three other guys. And lately I have been accused of leaving dishes in the sink!! Yeah right. So I am starting a dish log. It will chronicle the state of the sink before and after I use the kitchen. Then everyone will know who dishes are delicous
For instance, this morning when I got up I found a plate in the sink with bread crumbs. Definitly not mine. I then proceded to make a bowl of krogers generic cinamon toast crunch (almost as good as the real stuff). I just finished my cereal but I haven't cleaned my bowl and spoon yet. I promise you bloggers out there that I will. Because I'm tired of catching hell.
I wonder what will be the fate of the plate.